WHO ALLOWED THIS
GOOFY ASS CAT
TO SEND IT?!
Deadass, look at him. Backwards mesh trucker hat, a glorious golden mullet, Oakley shades, and an icicle of pure snot hanging like a trophy. Dusty Henricksen literally won X-Games gold spinning an 1800 in a Fruit of the Loom cotton tee at -10°C like an absolute psychopath. So we made him a meme coin. Obviously.
Champion 🏆
DUSTY, BRO. WE GOT A BAG FOR YOU. PLEASE BUY A JACKET.
I put $250 of my own hard-earned money into this — literally what I spent on my last haircut. 50% of all dev profits are sitting in a wallet with Dusty's name on it. No catch, no weird Diddy party invitations. Just drop your Solana wallet in my Instagram DMs so I can pay you and tell my accountant it was a business write-off.
📩 Tell Dusty To Check DMs (@dustyhenricksen)UNFILTERED TOKENOMICS
Unlike my dating history, this curve has zero red flags.
Total Supply
Fixed supply on Pump.fun curve. No inflation, no mint function, no team unlocking. More tokens than the unread texts in my phone.
Zero Tax
No buy tax, no sell tax. I already pay enough federal taxes, I'm not taxing you degens for having fun.
Dusty's Therapy Fund
Dev holds ~2.8%. Half of every penny of profit goes straight to Dusty for surviving that blizzard.
Raydium Liquidity
Once the curve completes, liquidity migrates to Raydium and burns permanently. Torched like my exes' memories. Completely un-ruggable.
THE ROASTMAP
From crowd work at Applebee's to an Aspen penthouse.
The Drop-In
- Deploy $DUSTY on Pump.fun ($250 seed)
- Launch Twitter and this ridiculously good looking site
- Send first awkward DM to Dusty asking for his wallet
- Roast anyone who sells the bottom on X
Knuckle Huck
- Bond the curve to Raydium (~$70K MC)
- DexScreener trending + mass crowd work on TikTok
- Spam Dusty's Instagram reels until his mom calls him
- Live updates on how much bag he's missing out on
The Stand-Up Special
- Dusty sends his Solana address laughing his ass off
- On-chain SOL payout sent with public receipts
- Dusty posts a story with the cat; internet breaks
- $10M+ Market Cap. We all buy matching snowmobiles.